Drove to work today, no bus report

Cheech n Chong smokin it out at the transit center

These boys ain't messing around either, there sitting in a shelter roasting bowls and they got a stack of costco pizza's there working on, way to plan ahead... wonder if there from the dumpster? And a rather heavy contigent of lynnwood bremelo's are wearing out the pavement here at the transit center, yep! there getting on the bus to mountlake terrace continuing through lynnwood. And here comes my ride..... Well I'll try n get the morning report going again tommorow, have a good night.

WOW!

This dude who just got on looks just like Snake Pliskenn from 'Escape from New York' he's got the eye patch and is clutching a container of Fred Meyer beefaroni likes its kobe beef or somethin. And the police is investigating the theft of more handi snacks from the dollar store....

and....... continuing on...

Up in shoreline I see what looks to be a shopping cart rally taking place in the brown bear parking lot, definately some sort of hoarding activity. And in the burnt out NW discount world, there's a guy in there who's standing in there butt ass naked, first naked dude sighting of the season confirmed, it won't be the last.. that much is certain, just wait and see what happens when hemp fest goes down. Almost to the transit center...

And heading northbound, 358 express

We got some ho's workin oak tree village today, "hey ladies why don't you move up a block and pitch steve a freebie". But no sign of steve today, ohh wait.. there he is coming out of the AMPM with a hotdog in hand. The home depot has a few workers stationed out front... OHH LORD! There's a bum taking a dump in the bushes out front of the Crispy Creme, they got to stop givin these boys the free donut holes!

This dude at the stop looks like the witch from Evil Dead!

Where is my BOOM-STICK! When I need it, this guy took a long fall down the ugly tree before he came out of his cave this morning Now let's see how to post a pic of the infamous 358.......

Wednesday, 4 - 28

All bus shelters are currently occupied by washout's today, bus 44 has a heavy load of dweebs and nerda onboard this afternoon and atleast one stump necked american idol washout. And a amish gentleman is holding a prayer group in the front section, shouldn't he be riding on a wagon? 358 stop approaching...

I had to hitch hike this morning

YOUR TUESDAY AFTERNOON COMMUTE FORCAST

With heavy April showers falling and the inevitability of your buses heat being maxed out tonight, all commutes will be tempered with the putrid smell of bum schweat and public restroom, the humidity will be extremely high onboard your coach leading to a H1N1 virus advisory, avoid all persons who exhibit flu like symptons. The local transient population will be onboard in force in standardized bum procedure of napping on the bus when it rains. As for this rider, I will be safely hunkered down at happy hour celebrating 999 days left until presidential change, thus avoiding the trauma of a overheated journey on a bus packed with sickly deviants, ride at your own risk...

The Malt Liquor Bulls 4-27

The 40 ouncers were being consumed hard n heavy in the back of this mornings 358 by a couple of dudes who were tryin to sell their bus transfers for 75 cents and bum smokes from old ladies, it was quite pathetic, as the heat was jacked to nearly 100 degrees I was knocked unconsious with heat stroke, just barely waking in time for my stop. With the sighting of a hobbiton looking youth who had a garbage sack that wreaked of rotten fish, the Trash appears to be out in force once again. Please standbye for your evening commuter forcast to be brought to you courtesy of Kibbles n Bits during the noon hour.

358 express

I'm on an empty coach as I didn't feel like crowding into the shanghai special that pulled in a minute before this one, so I'm expecting a swift trip up the line today. I did see washed-out willy get on that crowded bus, with the odors that eminate from that guy, injuries are possible on that bus. So dead on this one I might just doze off for a few...

4-26 evening commute and trailer trash sightings

At my first stop I got this loser of a kid in a oakland A's letterman coat bummin money and this young lady who could be cartman's stunt double, she just tried to bum 50cents for the bus, NEGATIVE, but I'm watching my back after that, because she could do some serious damage with the girth she's packin around... So this oakland A's kid is the picture of cordination, has the letterman coat topped with a K-Fed hat, pants on the ground hanging on neon purple fake nike's. And of course the 44 driver gots the heat jacked up to 110, the bird flu is festering on this bus, loaded with what looks like the lower half of the intelligence pool...... that r letting everone know what they think about things, I just want to tell these hippies to shut up.

get a carpool on monday

Don't mess around with the pissed off on Monday morning, carpool to work or hitch hike!

Almost a Record

Considering I clocked out of work at 4:05, am on my second bus and am pulling into the transit center 45 minutes later, with one more bus to go, todays total elasped time will be like 1:15 minutes, not to bad considering its roughly a 35 minute drive home in evening traffic without the entertainment.

All ABOARD!

Once again heading northbound, sitting in back today and the County did it again, this bus is overloaded with the 'just released' from King County Jail, they do that before the weekend so they have room for all the drunks and brawlers that get a case of herodom on Friday nights. One of these guys even has his standard issue jailhouse sandals still on, man... it wreaks on this bus! As we pass through the north Seattle crack zone... these convicts start to disembark, and pedro sitting in the seat in front of me is having a good ole time perusing porn on his phone. Well were making good time atleast.. already passing through 105th, and its good to see SnowSuit back in position on his corner, looks as if he hit up the Goodwill for some lighter weight summer gear as he's sporting some Van's and a Puma Warm-Up Suit today, and there it is, some passers-by are handing over the type of donation that don't gingle. No workers in front of the Home Depot today, well it is Friday, must be a world cup game or bullfighting championships on today. Now we have a suspicious looking skallywagg boarding at the K-Mart stop, shoes all broken down, soiled jeans with muddy knees and a tattered leather coat to go with a Forrest Gump beard n Sonic's hat, wait.... this nasty hag with a kid just asked me if I was playing a game, "like ya... I'm playing space invaders and would love to let your boy fuck with my phone and then let you make a call or two also, just to go with helping pay your wellfare and for your foodstamps" shit! Now the kid is climbing up on me trying to see what game I'm playing, the mother starts cussing him out, he's like 4 or 5 years old. I'm moving seats, its gettin a little bit to trashy back here.