With Labor Day upon us good working people, the average street bum will be forced to move his game to your local grocery store in a vain attempt at starting his or hers week out with some change. If you happen to come across this type of bum, make sure to pitch them some canadian change. And for the worker who is unfortunate enough to have to go to work today on your designated day off, feel secure in the fact that you too.. are helping to support your local bus stop bum.
As for todays commute... those of you commuting should be at high alert for mutiple pans handled and general bum strife. As bum income will be low, the bum market will be taking a dive today and actions will be taken by the collective to rectify the situation.
SO IF YOU HAVE TO GO TO WORK TODAY, BUM-CON 1 IS SET, ANY AND EVERY DESTITUTE AND DEVIANT IS A POSSIBLE THREAT, SO PLAN ACCORDINGLY, AND PLEASE DOUBLE TAP WITH THE PEPPER SPRAY-WOULDN'T WANT ANY DEGENERATE THINKING HE GOT OF EASY AFTERALL.
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