Bus 358, at Greenlake, northbound 5-25

With a gaggle of useless and futureless high schoolers jamming up the works we proceed north with a little bit more tedium than normal, I got a bum-sleeper passed out in the middle of this coach, he looks to be just the type of guy I.N.S. should be having a talk with. Actually a third of the people onboard this coach could stand to have their paperslooked over, a policy off checkpoints for commuters definatly would decrease bus congestion, transit times and improve service in general. Now fucking Long Duck Dong is yapping away on the phone in the seat behind, proballly talking about the rims he's intending on stealing tonight.