EMERGENCY COMMUTER ALERT

With Wellfare checks being deposited over the weekend and cashed today, the nexts few days are expected to be rife with celabratory deviants and shopping cart mama's. And due to warm temperatures, a general panhandler resurgence is also expected. All dive bars and local laundromats should be avoided as the 'newly flush with cash' vagrants will be out in force. The new beer tax is not expected to alter the street deviants pattern of heavy binge drinking during the first week of the month. So the standard rash of bus shelter pukings, public urinations and alley bowel movements is to be expected. By this weekend the standard pattern of aggresive panhandling will continue as most wellfare monies will have been spent on cheap booze and cheap motels. Your afternoon bus commute is expected to be punctuated with the random bum confusion from alcoholic blackout and a strong element of trailer trash mom's taking there brood shopping at local K-marts n Value Villages. And finally, BEWARE of the Horny Deviant who has the habit of exposing himself at bus stops when on experiencing drunken tremors and visions of snakes. So ride with vigilance, mace, pepper spray, and other forms of personal defence should be easily accesible when riding the bus under these conditions. Ride Safe