UPDATED COMMUTER ADVISORY

With an unexpected shortcoming of destitution onboard local buses this week, the BUM-CON meter has been pulled back to BUM-CON 5 (Bum strife n deviance expected). As we are nearing the end of a 31 day month its becoming more n more apparent that the local vagrant has shot his or hers wellfare wad for the month of May. Extreme instances of aggresive panhandling can be expected for the remainder of the month. And next Tuesday Bum Deviance will be on the rise after there 12:01AM wellfare check hits the cash machine (more on this later, as we have obtained access to several undercover operators), so enjoy this lull in daily travesties, but remain vigilant, we will be returning to BUM-CON 3 ON MONDAY in anticipation of the travails of June and numerous upcoming summer indiscretions