Monday Evening, May 17th, northbound bus 358

Yikes, a hairy legged bulldyke just almost brushed my legs with her repunzeled booted sasquatch legs, that was a close call, the lord only knows what sort of critters are festering on the rather earthy looking lesbian. As I'm sitting in front today we will have front row seats to the show on this sweltering coach, already a dude with top gun aviators, donning a popeye shirt who was jamming YMCA's 'In the Navy' got a lift on this bus today, he egressed at the 90th st Taco Schmell. And we got that loud mouthed driver from a couple o weeks ago, she's been harping about numerous traffic revisions along the route and generally yaking up a storm...