Somebody please dial 911...

As we pass by Golds Gym I notice a trench coated bearded Gump looking deviant jerkin his gurgin as he peeks in on the the good people who are working out, no shame this one has. That's another example of concern, when the weather gets nice the mischievious masturbators rear their heads. I see the move to BumCon-2 was necessary after all, beware the deviant beat-off artist, normally they stick to public restrooms but there is always the oddball who's getting ready to make an ass out of himself on a bridge who's trying to get his last load off.