thursday moning, 6-24-10, Get a Job or Jump edition

With high temperatures expected to be in the 80's a mass outbreak of drunken panhandling is predicted today and throughout the weekend, A test of the Bum Con Meter is prudent as public indecencies and pagan worship are on the rise... So we are going to BumCon-2, extreme panhandler vigilance is not only reccomended but should be adopted for the remainder of the summer. Guard your shopping carts and leash your dogs as the average street bum will be in a state of cheap whiskey induced stupor, leading to random acts of false clarity that can or may affect the good taxpayer in umwanted ways.