Wednesday Morning city Sludge report

As another uninspired week nears its end, I bring this report courtesy of Keystone Light and Preparation-H, must have remedies for the daily commuter. With a babbling bus driver and homely chick holding up the show on my community transit bus, making the 358 in a timely manner is in question... And after yelling for the Back Door to this driver, he responds in a voice that was somewhat similiar to Loyds from ent, ourage" I haven't gotten to that yet", I'm like, take the dildo out of your mouth bud and do your job. So I make the 358 and this motherfucker gots the heat jacked up, I got naucious bus ehaust fumes blowing up in my face, OK, 85 degrees with a pig vomit humidity index is just how I imagine everyone likes to start the day.