A ching a chong aching ching chong chong

Its as if the entire student body of Shoreline CC college has boarded, and these fucking loud bitches are sitting all around me talking about what must be there last epic night working the plinko machines, and now there cellphones are going off in a cacaphony of bad kareoke music, and the fat one just can't stop laughing for some reason, maybe she's sitting on a hotdogg or something, but all I know is, that listening to this racket is sorta like listening to Jabba pass gas.