CRY HAVOC! AND LET SLIP THE BUMS OF SUMMER

With the onset of 90degree temperatures the BUM-CON Level has been set to BUMCON-1, Total Destitution is upon us tax paying citizens as rampant bum street defecations and masturbations are imminent. With the beaching of Wack-Off Willy at the pier 57 waterway, the Seattle WaterFront is officially at risk for massive Bum Infestation-travel through at your own risk. All commuters are to be advised of the risk of boarding a totally fucked coach ride at anytime, "I for one know this is about to be the case for me as I'm currently waiting for bus 358 with the usual gang of swamp-ass suspects who are swilling down the cheap vino as if it will re-hydrate them. Stay tuned for the evening bus blog...