THE DEVIANCE CONTINUES.... on Bus 358 northbound 7-16-2010

Its apparent from my first glance at this crowd of burnt out puke-aholics that a EMERGENCY COMMUTER ALERT was warranted for this afternoons commute, so... baten down the hatches, grab your self defense items and charge the MACE! PLEASE DO NOT ADJUST YOUR BROWSER.................. THIS IS A BROADCAST OF THE SOUNDTRANSIT EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM........... PLEASE DO NOT ADJUST YOUR BROWSER....................... ALL COACHES AND BUSES IN THE GREATER WESTERN WASHINGTON REGION ARE AT HIGH RISK OF AND SUSCEPTIBLE TO ACTS OF RAMPANT BUM DEVIANCE, DEFECATIONS AND DISPLAYS OF PUBLIC DRUNKARDNESS OF THE MOST SHAMLESS KIND, UNSAVORY DISPLAYS OF TRANSIENT LOVE AND AFFECTION AMONGST THEMSELVES ARE ALSO TO BE EXPECTED, DERELICTS CAN BE EXPECTED AT ALL STOPS.... PLEASE DO NOT GIVE THESE DEADBEATS ANY CHANGE, ONE ACT OF MISGUIDED KINDNESS CAN LEAD TO YEARS OF FURTHER BUM ACCOSTATIONS. IT IS ADVISED TO SEEK ALTERNATE TRANSPORTATION HOME FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE WEEK, AS THE WORST IS NEAR... THE BUM DOGG DAYS OF SUMMER ARE BEGINNING, CARPOOLS ARE ADVISED, AND NEVER EVER FEEL SYMPATHY FOR THE CORNER BUM WHO CLAIMS HE WILL WORK FOR FOOD, IN THIS SITUATION IT IS ADVISED TO MAKE THE SUBJECT DANCE, FIGHT OR WASH YOUR CAR BEFORE YOU STIFF EM WITH THE 17 CENTS IN THE ASHTRAY... and through it all, remember... STAY CLASSY SEATTLE