Monday 13 July Putrid Bum Schweat Edition

With the full summer rank of sunburnt bum, another week begins, several destitutes are currently onboard my local bus mounded up in heaps of their tinfoil n personal belongings. The air quality is foul as the stench of rotting flesh and the weekend wino mixer is evident aboard this coach. Its an ominous sign of things to come as the real heat of summer approaches. BUM DEVIANCE is expected to be extremely high this week, so brace yourselves for many days of foul odors, instances of bum defecations and drunken outbursts and the ever possible lingering rank of decomposing racoon.