358, A RIDE INTO THE VERY BOWELS OF HELL

We await bus 358, wondering what the wrath of the transit gods will be today? Will the unsuspecting be traumatized with an outbreak of vagrant deviance? Or will they transit gods be kind and produce an un-jacked 358? But with an extreme increase to the Deviance Index this last week, one should brace themselves for the worst! I myself when the likelyhood of Bum retardation and emulsions is high, I just chug a couple cold drinks before the ride and roll with it....