EMERGENCY COMMUTER ALERT

With reports of an outbreak of widespread butthole encyphilitis rampaging through the cities homeless street vagrants. ALL TAXPAYING COMMUTERS ARE ONCE AGAIN URGED TO AVOID PUBLIC TRANSIT FOR A PERIOD OF TWO WEEKS! Scurvy Scott and Douche Bag Debbie are two of the known carriers of this scourge, as their daily transient routine is highly unpredictable, all high ridership routes should be considered infected with BHE Spores, a routine lysol shower and immediate washing of all clothes traveled on the bus for the day in question is recommended to render the spores uncontagious. More reports on this later after future investigation