FRIDAY IS NATIONAL 'PITCH A BUM A CHILLI DOGG DAY'

So have some compassion and posse up, head to the nearest AMPM or 7-11, load up with the 2 for $2 menu and bring a smile to a bum's weathered face by pitching them the cornerstone of their diet, a jalepeno dobb slathered with chilli n cheese or the big bbq pork combo sandwich, thus making Sunday NATIONAL BUMSHITS DAY.