The HotDogg Huckster is at it again...

Ohh what a treat, a true friend of the show has just boarded up here at Shoreline Fred Meyers and he's tryin to sell another Dogg, but when he gets no action on the regular, he whips out a chilidogg and gets a buyer who jews him down to a quarter for the chilidogg, this guy gots to weigh 350+, guess he just can't let a questionable Chili dogg chance going to waste. So I tell the Huckster to load up with the Freddies Clam Chowder tommorow and to have lots of crackers handy, dudes like can-do but wants a 50 cent deposit, "get the Fuck out of here" is my comment, bring some tacos tommorow if you wanna get paid! He gets all bummed out and were arriving at the transit center where I spy a couple of enormous cow looking things chowing down on mondo burritos from taco del mar, aha... its the Home Depot customer service counter girls lunch hour, more like a trough hour, gonna be a blowout in there tonight, steer clear.