Somethin overheard at the pub, moments ago

So this mexican dude, probally around 42 years old, is talkin to this older gentleman, and he starts asking the old dude about his balls... So In the spirit of this blog I tune in and go to BUMCON-1, and the first dude starts talkin about how he's having a problem with sitting down on his balls more n more as he grows older. So the older gentleman chimes in with "Ohh Ya, you'll be able to use those things for seat cushions pretty soon as they stretch out like pan-cakes" eventually the converstion degenerates further in to talk about how the mexican dude is worried about them getting caught as he climbs over the fence. Well... I had to go, so checked out and am gonna make sure to exercise the nuts as much as possible...