BUM CONDITION 2 HAS BEEN SET...

With predicted temperatures in the mid 80's to low 90's for the greater western Washington region, a second wave of bum celebration is predicted, the unreported on this blog 'puddle of piss' on yesterdays 358 run may prove to have been a bad omen for this weekend. Numerous instances of public Bum Lounging can be expected in all Green Areas of the City and in extreme instances.. your front yard. As the average Seattle Destitute has already spent your monthly wellfare donation to his cause, Bum Belligerance can be expected to be on the rise, NOW IS THE TIME TO BREAK OUT YOUR CANADIAN CHANGE AND STICK IT TO THE AVERAGE PANHANDLER, another noteworthy way to turn the table on these wet-nose nuisances is to donate the last $1.67 on your holiday or birthday gift cards to their cause, they'll get the picture when they try n buy a Barnes n Noble Cookie with it and don't want to part with the extra 27cents to complete the purchase....Well just hop'ed aboard the 'UnJacked' 358, what a surprise, and there's only a lite scent of urine today.