Tony Orlando and his Spawn

With the BUM-ROIC signage that explains the plight of his childrens mothers plight... and hailing in from the prime pan-handling grounds of Orlando, Florida. The sign says it all... "Please give me money so my kids can eat... their Mom is at harborview on dialysis awaiting hip replacement" this display of homeschooling the kids on the curb will be coming to a NFL game near you soon. The shamelessness of putting your children on display next to the pan is irrefutably low, but this is the type of destitute you will come across in the fall as you make your way to a football game. "Someone Please Impound This Dudes Combi Wagon Please"