Ballard Bridge Deviant Report

Looky Looky, the residents of under the bridge have started an intrmural sports league of sorts, it seems their sport of choice is a cross between flag football n racketball, they got a nerf football that's is being throw against the bridges face and the bums go chasing after it in a frenzy off beer sweat n blood for the right to throw a pass. Quite the Spectacle! This one cat is so wasted he can't even make his hand reach down to grasp the ball, he's grabbing air, OOFF! He just did a face plant! Check it out... I know that guy, his name is Daryl, a notorious Ballard Bar Fiend who finally ran out his welcome in any drinking establishment in this neighborhood, It seems he's moved his party under the bridge! Well, I'm on the way downtown, goin to the waterfront for a bowl of chowder, then gonna try an score an M's tic. Stay yuned for more updates from scourge central...