EMERGENCY COMMUTER ALERT

With all coaches originating in downtown this evening off schedule and completely jacked due to Mariners traffic and the predicted influx of frenzied panhandlers who have picked up n extra 40 this evening due to increased revenue from week willed baseball fans... Tonights commute can be expected to be one big cluster fuck. Ride at your own risk, and remember- NO TIMETABLE CAN BE EXPECTED TO BE ACCURATE.