THURSDAY MORNING METHADONE EDITION

LllllllllThe tweakers r in high spirits this morning as they sound as if their kareokeing a terrible rendition of "we al live in the yellow submarine", wait..... now their arguing over the beer tax, one of the washouts claims only microbrews r to be taxed, this statement leads to a cackle of "bullshits" from the musty methadoners. Then lug-nut loyd starts slurring something about when he served in the gulf war..... how he drove a tank and would greeze his treads with the first guy who switches to red hook. This guy is definately about 30years removed from his best days. Time to chime in and make these deviants nervous, I explain to them how the state is threatening to cut the methadone program, bad move on my part as they sound like a flock of feeding crows. Personally I will take full credit for starting that rumor amongst these transients. Now Lug-Nut is going on about the "glory years" bragging loudly how he went backstage at Van Hagar in 88, how he smoked a bowl with Eddie and road triped to Vancouver B.C. with them on their bus.