YOUR TUESDAY AFTERNOON COMMUTE FORCAST

With heavy April showers falling and the inevitability of your buses heat being maxed out tonight, all commutes will be tempered with the putrid smell of bum schweat and public restroom, the humidity will be extremely high onboard your coach leading to a H1N1 virus advisory, avoid all persons who exhibit flu like symptons. The local transient population will be onboard in force in standardized bum procedure of napping on the bus when it rains. As for this rider, I will be safely hunkered down at happy hour celebrating 999 days left until presidential change, thus avoiding the trauma of a overheated journey on a bus packed with sickly deviants, ride at your own risk...