EMERGENCY COMMUTER ALERT

With sun and and above average temperatures predicted for this afternoon it is advised to seek alternate transportation home from work today, general destitute ridership is predicted to be heavy on all coachers during evening commute hours and on. With a celebration of public drunkardness leading to abrasive bum deviance and innuendo one can expect an extremely uncomfortable commute with numerous instances of anti-social behavior and a severe threat of bus defecations. All coaches can be expected to be running 30 to 50 minutes late due to Mariners traffic and numerous drivers can be expected to be on edge and liable to pass right by your stop due to distractions created by the flaming drunk on their coach. Worthless Punk ridership also expected to be heavy with numerous amatuer attempts at panhandling bus fare, along with requests to use your phone. When accosted by a deviant youth for phone usage, the only answer is NO! Why assist today's lazy punk youth in calling their mom to bum money. And as always... Stay Classy Seattle!