Damn! girl! get that shit under control!

This is a blog about my twice daily trip to and from work onboard Seattle Metro bus 358, the 358 is known as north Seattle's most nefarious bus run. When the coach leaves I will be blogging as fast as my thumbs can type... so hop onboard and enjoy a run. your comments and bus experiences will be appreciated and responded to.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Snowsuit Steve Report

Another snowsuit bites the dust, in a sign that the rains have ended and summer is near, Steve has jettisoned the snowsuit for a muscleman cut of sleaves levi's jeanjacket, schweat pants rolled up to his knees and a casual set of clogs, a good sign for all fairweather Seatelites! Make sure to swing buy this weekend and pitch him 'some change'


Crispy Creme has the full lineup of prostitutes this morning... there as nassty as they wanna be

Passing through 145th N.

DAMN.. the bus is already loaded, must be a two for one deal going on at the plasma center today. And in other news... the foul odor of stagnant urine signals that the gurney-boy has boarded to the horror of the civilians up front

observations in the northend

With the weather improving I cannot help to see bum encampments everywhere alongside the greater HORORA AVE N. Region its like a neverending episode of Sanford and Son

meth clinic alert

We have what looks like a full blown cardboard swapmeet goin on out front of the methadone clinic, its like a homedepot for the bums.

358 southbound The Tijuana express

Its like the deportation bus, I'm glad I forgot my spanish as I wouldn't want to have to pay attention to all the burrito bullshit, and what's the deal? Isn't it time for these bums to find a tree and take there siesta? They must be on the way to heist the AMPM lunchtime nacho special. And now the tuberculosis gang is rearing its ugly cough-another reminder to always take your vitamins before riding public transportation...

Thursday May 19 2011, businessmans special

Today we have another special event, I'm currently waiting for bus 358 enroute to the 12:40 businessmans special at SAFECO field vs the Angels, and undoubtly as the sun is out, the forcast for deviants and all other forms of sub-culture is extremely high. So I predict a special treat for the viewer as I will be reporting on all scurve in detail...