This is a blog about my twice daily trip to and from work onboard Seattle Metro bus 358, the 358 is known as north Seattle's most nefarious bus run. When the coach leaves I will be blogging as fast as my thumbs can type... so hop onboard and enjoy a run. your comments and bus experiences will be appreciated and responded to.
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Monday, April 26, 2010
Friday, April 23, 2010
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Monday, April 19, 2010
Saturday, April 17, 2010
'BUM A COUPLE BUCKS BACK FROM THE BUMS DAY'
If your sick of financing these lazy people, or tired of funding the destitution of America, you'll know what to do on monday... Bum a couple of bucks from a bum! or try ... It's like "schindlers list" if you ask a bum for money. You probally will come to remember these facts, the bum has been conditioned to expect sympathy from the working individual, the bum has been on wellfare that you as a working tax paying American have paid into for years, and the bum is feeling empowered with promises from the current administration of change,
I look at it this way, we'll give you bums some change and just shut the fuck up and dont say "whats this, I cant even get a corndogg with this shit" and when overhearing that comment.. this is the oportune time to flick the last penny from your pocket to the ground in the perfect arc for maximum jingle, just so you can see in person how the not so desperate are still maintaining their street coin.
So those of you who have a job and go to work every monday, ITS YOUR DAY TO WEAR THE YELLOW JERSEY, break out any yellow shirts, blouses, or sweaters. Mondays from now on are going to be yellow jersey days for the good working people of America. By wearing the YELLOW JERSEY on monday, you will be a leader in the movement towards ending the financing of the unwilling n lazy. GO GET YOUR YELLOW JERSEY TODAY and remember if a bum approaches you for money with the YELLOW JERSEY on, give em a heel or the boot! Everyone around the world knows that you dont mess with the YELLOW JERSEY! And thats what were going to do in this country, its gonna start with the YELLOW JERSEY on mondays, no more whining about monday! monday will be a great day... its the day you get to wear the YELLOW JERSEY to work in support of the working person across the Nation!
Friday, April 16, 2010
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Monday, April 12, 2010
And with the news we get the Weather Forcast, the long term outlook is bad as it will lead to a continued BUMCON3 status for us daily commuters, The BUMCON LEVEL has been adopted just so the commuter has a quick referance to look at to determine if she or he wishes to risk the commute or seek a more leisurly path home. and with this I will define the BUM CONDITION LEVELS modeled after the United States Militarys Cold War Defense Condition Levels...
BUMCON-1 = BUM RIOT
BUMCON-2 = BUM RIOT IMMINENT
BUMCON-3 = BUM RIOT POSSIBLE
BUMCON-4 = POSSIBILITY OF BUM STRIFE OR DEVIANCE
BUMCON-5 = LOW POSSIBILITY OF BUM STRIFE OR DEVIANCE
Currently we in Seattle and as a Nation are at BUMCON-3
with this I'm going to end my broadcast, stay tuned for a morning update, but as we are at BUMCON-3, I'm leaning towards seeking alternate transportation in the morning.
Saturday, April 10, 2010
Friday, April 9, 2010
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Syphillus Sally, she's braging about bein to every clinic on thiswhored out bus route. Now she's talkin about these five guys she took on in the washelli cemetary back in 73, what a blown out battleaxe! And sally gets of at the adult toy store by oaktree village and she just ran across, almost getting hit by a dump truck, into the store s/m store it goes. Well what will the daily home depot worker report bring, damn depot put up a chain link fence where the worker hanged out, ohh we got police activity at 125th on the stop at the crack villa by the black angus, looks like some pimps threw down, and here boards a hippy child with all this shit pierceed to her face that looks like a case of mouth dingleberrys, yep she's a hippy and whips out a shoreline CC laptop, she's making all these fucking transients get greedy.....and up front I see a pack of kareoke suzukis have boarded, that's how it is in shoreline these days. Lamar Odom lives, he made a jump for the back window seat and with his hand placement is threatening masturbation, ahh.... the great shoreline Fred Meyer approaches, now lamar is trying to sell mariners tickets cause he says he's a doorman at SAFECO, I'm getting invovlved and ask him what's he got for opening day and the Cubs series, he says he gots bleacher seats only for $25 each but can get club passes for me at the gate, I say"get the fuck out of here". Hold on to that thought.. Habib Jr just got on and is sitting in back, he just tried to pimp on that hippychild girl, she got off at th next stop, now he's thumbing through pictures, is this kid casing targets is my question, he don't look to sharp anyways with his john travolta coat on.