Damn! girl! get that shit under control!

358 days onboard bus 358

This is a blog about my twice daily trip to and from work onboard Seattle Metro bus 358, the 358 is known as north Seattle's most nefarious bus run. When the coach leaves I will be blogging as fast as my thumbs can type... so hop onboard and enjoy a run. your comments and bus experiences will be appreciated and responded to.

Thursday, January 12, 2012

never fear fellow bus riders... POOLIO will be back! soon...

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Snowsuit Steve Report

Another snowsuit bites the dust, in a sign that the rains have ended and summer is near, Steve has jettisoned the snowsuit for a muscleman cut of sleaves levi's jeanjacket, schweat pants rolled up to his knees and a casual set of clogs, a good sign for all fairweather Seatelites! Make sure to swing buy this weekend and pitch him 'some change'


Crispy Creme has the full lineup of prostitutes this morning... there as nassty as they wanna be

Passing through 145th N.

DAMN.. the bus is already loaded, must be a two for one deal going on at the plasma center today. And in other news... the foul odor of stagnant urine signals that the gurney-boy has boarded to the horror of the civilians up front

observations in the northend

With the weather improving I cannot help to see bum encampments everywhere alongside the greater HORORA AVE N. Region its like a neverending episode of Sanford and Son

meth clinic alert

We have what looks like a full blown cardboard swapmeet goin on out front of the methadone clinic, its like a homedepot for the bums.

358 southbound The Tijuana express

Its like the deportation bus, I'm glad I forgot my spanish as I wouldn't want to have to pay attention to all the burrito bullshit, and what's the deal? Isn't it time for these bums to find a tree and take there siesta? They must be on the way to heist the AMPM lunchtime nacho special. And now the tuberculosis gang is rearing its ugly cough-another reminder to always take your vitamins before riding public transportation...

Thursday May 19 2011, businessmans special

Today we have another special event, I'm currently waiting for bus 358 enroute to the 12:40 businessmans special at SAFECO field vs the Angels, and undoubtly as the sun is out, the forcast for deviants and all other forms of sub-culture is extremely high. So I predict a special treat for the viewer as I will be reporting on all scurve in detail...

Monday, April 25, 2011

4-25-2011 Bus 358 northbound

After seein that one of our alumni, Snowsuit Steve is still hobbling away on his corner, I am grinding my way north on the beloved 358, the crowd this afternoon looks as if they have been bitten and are in early stages of zombie gestation although it appears no double taps will be needed this time, evening commuters should be on alert for rampant acts of indeceny and the variable bus-shitter. And as we pass the Mekong Palace I witness several street dregs running out after obviously not paying. Typical of the greater Horora highway 99 corridor.

And I'm glad to know I look like an information center

So I'm down in ballard and a couple of sisters come walking up asking If I new where the plasma center is, as its doubtfull there blood would pass muster I proceed to point in the directton and tell em its about 15miles that way, and then it comes, do you got some change for the bus? I'm like,how you get here? Go bum some change from someone else please. They started callin me an asshole so I just laughed at them, then the stupid ho's got to steppin

Dirkistani Alert

And off course I end up with a obvious believer sitting behind me, and the splattering of dirka dirka dirka being screamed into his phone sounds like a bad case of the whiskey trots hitting the bowl. Someone needs to call ICE.

Methadoner Alert

A heavy load of methadoners are boarding at the shoreline clinic, its sounds like the christmas season is approaching as their singing away in a tooth grinding jeer. Fortunatly they crowded into the back of the bus so their reveling is like the distant echo of doggs romping in the countryside...

A bum and his dogg

And the smell just took a turn towards mangy mutt as two drunk indian broads and there man and a wet mutt just boarded...

Bus 358.. southbound...

With several pleas for change, I just need a couple of quarters, I board bus#358 to be assaulted by the incessant order of bum urine and vomit-a reminder to the commuter to stay current on their shots and vitamin regimen. And we have a party of tweekers and a loud mouth guy decked out in 10 year old nascar gear, and he's giving us a lecture on world politics, why gas prices are high and what the boeing corporation should do... a piece of work we got here. Now he's going on about how he worked for the Obama campaign and cigarette prices will be coming down by summers end.And let's see what the shoreline freddys stop brings.

Horora Transit Center, 10:28 AM

"Ya got a smoke dude" are the words the 1st transient of this new spring season utters as I pass by on my way to catch bus 358, I give him a glare and say negative. The poor bastard walks off to accost the next taxpayer...