Damn! girl! get that shit under control!

This is a blog about my twice daily trip to and from work onboard Seattle Metro bus 358, the 358 is known as north Seattle's most nefarious bus run. When the coach leaves I will be blogging as fast as my thumbs can type... so hop onboard and enjoy a run. your comments and bus experiences will be appreciated and responded to.

Monday, July 12, 2010

Monday 13 July Putrid Bum Schweat Edition

With the full summer rank of sunburnt bum, another week begins, several destitutes are currently onboard my local bus mounded up in heaps of their tinfoil n personal belongings. The air quality is foul as the stench of rotting flesh and the weekend wino mixer is evident aboard this coach. Its an ominous sign of things to come as the real heat of summer approaches. BUM DEVIANCE is expected to be extremely high this week, so brace yourselves for many days of foul odors, instances of bum defecations and drunken outbursts and the ever possible lingering rank of decomposing racoon.

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