CRACK AT THE BOX

CRACK AT THE BOX
Damn! girl! get that shit under control!

This is a blog about my twice daily trip to and from work onboard Seattle Metro bus 358, the 358 is known as north Seattle's most nefarious bus run. When the coach leaves I will be blogging as fast as my thumbs can type... so hop onboard and enjoy a run. your comments and bus experiences will be appreciated and responded to.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

EMERGENCY COMMUTER ALERT

With monthly WELLFARE disperal occuring at 12:01am today the BumCon level has been increased to BUMCON-3 (numerous acts of strife and deviance expected), although it is apparent that most destitutes are still securely held up in their dollar hotels at this hour, increased sightings of daylight zombies and toothless panhadlership is to be expected throughout the week. A predicted rise in local ambient temperatures will only add to the street vagrants boldness. Vigilance is recommended as the bus-shitter index is at orange alert.

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