EMERGENCY COMMUTER ALERT

Use alternate transportation this afternoon at all costs or just go to the bar. The presidential motorcade will be clogging and gumming up all bus routes today and the bums will be restless and insisting on more money from the governmant-courtesy of your tax dollars of course. So.... I'm declaring this... STIFF THE BUMS MONTH, take your change to coinstar before you consider donating to the average street douche....