For Goodness Sake, will someone please cook some Bacon

Its like the local Afghan to Pakistan Turban n Rug Express, with 42 cameless jockeys riding on the roof. This would be the oppurtune time to be chowing down on Jack's new Bacon Chees n Chicken combo-just to clear a path and a seat as these are just the type of Mullahs that would declare holy war on my sandwich. I'd like to run this bus right into a Hog Rendering Plant and announce "End of the line, and we got a special on pork roasts at door 1 plus a sausage squeezing clinic at door 2"