BUS 358 northbound 5-26

Aha... I'm riding in style today as I scored a back corner seat for this run, typicaly I'll be standing by the back door all jacked up admist the destitution and the breething dead. Not today, first a quick peek at our passengers... we got a couple of what look to be SPU Nerd Boys playing world of warcraft on their phones, ohh lord! These pansies even got their phones system linked by a cord, serious, on further observation I notice their thighs are uncomfortably close together,(this is when I pause to appeal to the female population to nominate a couple of nerdy girls to please lay these boys). And off course we have another subject I'm sure the Border Patrol would like to interview, and finally... we got a dago-bastard sitting acrossed from me that gots a muff growing out his earhole. And with the unlaid nerd boys departure, I notice the toilet bowl haircut flume sported by this cruiser up front, it looks somewhat like... a toilet seat afro mullet on a white dude, this guy is definatly heading to Lynnwood