Damn! girl! get that shit under control!

This is a blog about my twice daily trip to and from work onboard Seattle Metro bus 358, the 358 is known as north Seattle's most nefarious bus run. When the coach leaves I will be blogging as fast as my thumbs can type... so hop onboard and enjoy a run. your comments and bus experiences will be appreciated and responded to.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010


With an unexpected shortcoming of destitution onboard local buses this week, the BUM-CON meter has been pulled back to BUM-CON 5 (Bum strife n deviance expected). As we are nearing the end of a 31 day month its becoming more n more apparent that the local vagrant has shot his or hers wellfare wad for the month of May. Extreme instances of aggresive panhandling can be expected for the remainder of the month. And next Tuesday Bum Deviance will be on the rise after there 12:01AM wellfare check hits the cash machine (more on this later, as we have obtained access to several undercover operators), so enjoy this lull in daily travesties, but remain vigilant, we will be returning to BUM-CON 3 ON MONDAY in anticipation of the travails of June and numerous upcoming summer indiscretions

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