Northbound, wednesday afternoon ride of the drunken valkries

With a suspicion that every drunken rectum spigot of a bum may be out today due to the early Mariners game, I begin to negotiate my way home. The sight of three bycicle sheriffs riding by my stop in Ballard was not encouraging... It feels more like a sign that the natives are growing restless due to depletion of their monthly wellfare check, a possible revisement to the BUM-CONDITION may be in order, first we will wait n watch...