Damn! girl! get that shit under control!

This is a blog about my twice daily trip to and from work onboard Seattle Metro bus 358, the 358 is known as north Seattle's most nefarious bus run. When the coach leaves I will be blogging as fast as my thumbs can type... so hop onboard and enjoy a run. your comments and bus experiences will be appreciated and responded to.

Friday, April 23, 2010


Once again heading northbound, sitting in back today and the County did it again, this bus is overloaded with the 'just released' from King County Jail, they do that before the weekend so they have room for all the drunks and brawlers that get a case of herodom on Friday nights. One of these guys even has his standard issue jailhouse sandals still on, man... it wreaks on this bus! As we pass through the north Seattle crack zone... these convicts start to disembark, and pedro sitting in the seat in front of me is having a good ole time perusing porn on his phone. Well were making good time atleast.. already passing through 105th, and its good to see SnowSuit back in position on his corner, looks as if he hit up the Goodwill for some lighter weight summer gear as he's sporting some Van's and a Puma Warm-Up Suit today, and there it is, some passers-by are handing over the type of donation that don't gingle. No workers in front of the Home Depot today, well it is Friday, must be a world cup game or bullfighting championships on today. Now we have a suspicious looking skallywagg boarding at the K-Mart stop, shoes all broken down, soiled jeans with muddy knees and a tattered leather coat to go with a Forrest Gump beard n Sonic's hat, wait.... this nasty hag with a kid just asked me if I was playing a game, "like ya... I'm playing space invaders and would love to let your boy fuck with my phone and then let you make a call or two also, just to go with helping pay your wellfare and for your foodstamps" shit! Now the kid is climbing up on me trying to see what game I'm playing, the mother starts cussing him out, he's like 4 or 5 years old. I'm moving seats, its gettin a little bit to trashy back here.

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