Damn! girl! get that shit under control!

This is a blog about my twice daily trip to and from work onboard Seattle Metro bus 358, the 358 is known as north Seattle's most nefarious bus run. When the coach leaves I will be blogging as fast as my thumbs can type... so hop onboard and enjoy a run. your comments and bus experiences will be appreciated and responded to.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Bus of the Living Dead...

Upon boarding bus No. 15 northbound I see a coach loaded with burnt n shell-shocked workers... Something happened on this bus, what have these people seen? Upon further investigation I learn that until recently a pack of 15 or so crazed drunk n high teenagers had been onboard terrorizing everyone with threats of gang rape and injury, until they finally disembarked at Trader Joes to go see one of their ho's. Ohh, and look who's here, and old friend of the show, Carbuerator Bill, we greet and I ask him how's he been? Bill, a notorious imposter at the old Ballard Denny's who's smoked an armies worth of weed in his day is still rolling with his classic beehive haircut and Elvis shades, and today he even has a jumpsuit on! This is a real treat! As Bill who used to live above a whorehouse in Honolulu is rife with classic stories off free love and epic bong hits! Today 'The Carb' tells me he's on his way back from trying out for a porn flick, see the Carb used to do soft core cinemax porn back in the day... But it sounds like he's out of business. The Carb says he's living with a divorced broad these days and is living large off her families trust fund, this I can see with the load of Archie Mcphee gear he's got sequestered under his seat, and with this Bill gets off at the SnM shop on 80th to turn in his bondage rental, what an old cat... that guy is... still pimpin himself out when he's got to be pushing 80 years old.

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