Damn! girl! get that shit under control!

This is a blog about my twice daily trip to and from work onboard Seattle Metro bus 358, the 358 is known as north Seattle's most nefarious bus run. When the coach leaves I will be blogging as fast as my thumbs can type... so hop onboard and enjoy a run. your comments and bus experiences will be appreciated and responded to.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Apologies are in order..... and a 358 evening recap

Having had to manage my fantasy baseball squad during the run up HoRoRa Avenue this evening, I apologize for not reporting live to the faithfull, yet I did make sure to observe... The following is a brief recap of evnts, situations and vagrants witnessed earlier tonight. With the onset of the Garbage Strike and the site of mutiple garbage can pilferings from Greenlake to Shoreline, one would want to lose concern with the mass of refuse that could pile up over the ensuing weeks, as maybe the average vagrant could be multi-tasked to garbage dog status. But with the general unreliability of the homeless or street bum, it would be a miracle if they made a discernable dent in the amount of refuse an American Household creates in a day. Possible solutions to this would be to begin a campaign discribing how there is money at the bottom of that garbage pile or a rumor that most citizens throw out full beers that are more than three days old. And after all this thought... I will relate how earlier I saw a gathering of bums in the back of the Old Country Buffet in Shoreline, who were obviously in line for first dibs on excess mashed potatoes n gravy, thinking on this... Buffets, Groceries with Delis and Restaurants could have a cheap affordable solution to there refuse problem in the coming weeks-a back door Buffet for the Homeless or as some would say.. Urban Survivalists, throw some tip money under the random plate of rolls, and see how the bums line up the next day hoping for the random gratuity. One thing is certain, the greater Seattle region's level of destitution is surely to go up during the Garbage Strike! Hoarding will be to the extreme, as businesses will become desperate to get rid of all the shit piling up on the compactor, local home improvement warehouses will be hard pressed to dispose of the truckload of waste they produce in a day, many forced to hire the migrant workers out front to shovel the shit into the back of trucks to get shipped out to other cities for disposal, hoarders will be in the midst of all the garbage chaos, searching for items that they must have, loading shopping carts and packing bags of SHIT onto the bus for transport back to the shithouse they live in! All this as Spring is preparing to let the bleakness and horror of Summer bus commuting.. rear its ugly face. And throughout this all, the city will be enduring a festering rat problem alonside the bum who lives under a bridge. So later on near the Aurora Village Transit Center, I saw something that would make the, American Indian shed a tear, several cartloads of trash had been rolled down the median into the bushy hill above COSTCO, crashing into the fence and distributing trash all over a Green Strip, the crows were foraging and shitting all over the place... it was pathetic. And to wrap this report up, several divergant groups of youth were about to fight near Bay-4 of the transit center, use your imagination on what happened next....

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