GARBAGE MEN GO ON STRIKE

With the impending garbage strike, commuters can expect local bus shelters to be jammed with shopping carts loaded with refuse, as local transients will be capitalizing on the unexpected abundance of loot accumulating around neighborhood dumpsters. Expect bus aisles to be jammed with cartloads of recyclables as Hoarders have an early Christmas and maximize their collections of newspapers n plastic jugs. For those of you going to the grocery market and local businesses, expect a severe shortage of shopping carts as these are currently being commandered for loot collection by the homeless. Your afternoon commute is expected to be a wild one, with the transient, wide eyed in glory, in fascination with the abundance of trash to rummage through.