Its official, today is fat hog monday

With moving forward and escaping the pig-pen in back, I see what looks like a group try out for the fattest of the biggest loser's up front, and this one gal looks like a beached manatee the way she's got her girth all flopped on the bench, and lord... she's got a bag with 4 pizzas in it! And this other enormous man is across the aisle with a bag of KFC and a Subway bag with two subs in it and he's eating a AMPM dogg.... And he's getting off by the YMCA, asks for the lift. NASTY! This dude gets up and most of his ass is hangin out to the horror of the commuters sitting close by. And.... FUCK ME! The FUCKING lift jams on his way down.. the driver is trying to get it up then down.. all I hear are burnt hydraulics," BACK DOOR" I holler! And get off this ASS SMELLIN BUS