CRACK AT THE BOX

CRACK AT THE BOX
Damn! girl! get that shit under control!

This is a blog about my twice daily trip to and from work onboard Seattle Metro bus 358, the 358 is known as north Seattle's most nefarious bus run. When the coach leaves I will be blogging as fast as my thumbs can type... so hop onboard and enjoy a run. your comments and bus experiences will be appreciated and responded to.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE THE UNITED STATES CITIZEN WITH A JOB IS WEARING THE YELLOW JERSEY. CONSIDERING THAT WE ARE BEARING THE BURDEN OF TWO LAZY PEOPLE AND ONE PERSON THAT GOT SCREWED OUT OF WORK BECAUSE THEY WERE PROBALY LAZY AND NEEDED TO BE LET GO, ANYONE WHO IS A WORKING AMERICAN GETS TO WEAR THE YELLOW JERSEY UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE, AND TO AMMEND EARLIER POSTS, THE BUM SIGNAGE OF THE WEEK IS NOW ALLOWED TO WEAR THE BROWNISH NEON JERSEY. As working citizens of this great country, we share a burden of knowing that the company counts on us to get it done because, we can. And with this mini rant I conclude with a proposal for a new Working American Citizen's Holiday, This Monday will be....................

'BUM A COUPLE BUCKS BACK FROM THE BUMS DAY'
If your sick of financing these lazy people, or tired of funding the destitution of America, you'll know what to do on monday... Bum a couple of bucks from a bum! or try ... It's like "schindlers list" if you ask a bum for money. You probally will come to remember these facts, the bum has been conditioned to expect sympathy from the working individual, the bum has been on wellfare that you as a working tax paying American have paid into for years, and the bum is feeling empowered with promises from the current administration of change,

I look at it this way, we'll give you bums some change and just shut the fuck up and dont say "whats this, I cant even get a corndogg with this shit" and when overhearing that comment.. this is the oportune time to flick the last penny from your pocket to the ground in the perfect arc for maximum jingle, just so you can see in person how the not so desperate are still maintaining their street coin.

So those of you who have a job and go to work every monday, ITS YOUR DAY TO WEAR THE YELLOW JERSEY, break out any yellow shirts, blouses, or sweaters. Mondays from now on are going to be yellow jersey days for the good working people of America. By wearing the YELLOW JERSEY on monday, you will be a leader in the movement towards ending the financing of the unwilling n lazy. GO GET YOUR YELLOW JERSEY TODAY and remember if a bum approaches you for money with the YELLOW JERSEY on, give em a heel or the boot! Everyone around the world knows that you dont mess with the YELLOW JERSEY! And thats what were going to do in this country, its gonna start with the YELLOW JERSEY on mondays, no more whining about monday! monday will be a great day... its the day you get to wear the YELLOW JERSEY to work in support of the working person across the Nation!

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