Damn! girl! get that shit under control!

This is a blog about my twice daily trip to and from work onboard Seattle Metro bus 358, the 358 is known as north Seattle's most nefarious bus run. When the coach leaves I will be blogging as fast as my thumbs can type... so hop onboard and enjoy a run. your comments and bus experiences will be appreciated and responded to.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Crack Kills......

Your regular afternoon commute forcast has been Prempted. With this evenings Tea Party scheduled for 5:30 at Westlake center, A unique oppurtunity to report on the state of general street deviance in downtown, I am currently waiting for coach 17 near the Ballard Bridge, numerous bridge bums are floundering in ignorance to the pigeon feces they are lounging in and this old bag is displaying way to much crack as she sips on the contents of a brown bag. Bum strife is evident with the toothless bastard hollering insults at commuters on their drive home. Now misses buttcrack is fondling her bum, its actually quite disturbing watching bum foreplay, its like something that should be on the National Geographic channel or maybe TLC. And there's the weird looking kid at this stop who kinda reminds me of Andy Kaufman, he's definatly swinging from a distant gene pool, that much is certain. Ohh Man........ the crack is all the way out, not good! Is she trying to drum up some cash or what?, I hope the bus shows soon as this is the definition of destitute here....

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