CRACK AT THE BOX

CRACK AT THE BOX
Damn! girl! get that shit under control!

This is a blog about my twice daily trip to and from work onboard Seattle Metro bus 358, the 358 is known as north Seattle's most nefarious bus run. When the coach leaves I will be blogging as fast as my thumbs can type... so hop onboard and enjoy a run. your comments and bus experiences will be appreciated and responded to.

Monday, April 12, 2010

Local Bums vow to Unify

In surfing Seattle neighborhood sites I have come across a strong movement towards unity in the Seattle Bum Congress. Its not well known to the average commuter, but several of Seattle's preeminent transient leaders run blogs through the library system n internet cafe's, there access to the library is provided by our tax dollars and I suspect deals involving reduced panhandler presence are bartered for internet cafe access. But according to these bad actors, it appears an organized effort is underway to secure transportation of bum leadership to Olympia for a weekend candle light vigil protesting the recent Legislation. This is good news for Mariner Fans and weekend transit users as bum congestion onboard your bus, trolley or train can be predicted today as being light to non-existent with the core bum element converging on Olympia. So.. The Mariner fan may not have to negotiate numerous accostations from greedy money grubbing lazy people who just want a drink... But I remind the weekend baseball fan who attends Safeco this weekend, make sure to swing in front of the team shop door on 1st Ave and tip your cap or say a silent prayer for my friend Ed McMichael, He was known as the "TUBA MAN", he was killed by punk ass kids over a year ago on the streets that he loved to bring his music to.

And with the news we get the Weather Forcast, the long term outlook is bad as it will lead to a continued BUMCON3 status for us daily commuters, The BUMCON LEVEL has been adopted just so the commuter has a quick referance to look at to determine if she or he wishes to risk the commute or seek a more leisurly path home. and with this I will define the BUM CONDITION LEVELS modeled after the United States Militarys Cold War Defense Condition Levels...
BUMCON-1 = BUM RIOT
BUMCON-2 = BUM RIOT IMMINENT
BUMCON-3 = BUM RIOT POSSIBLE
BUMCON-4 = POSSIBILITY OF BUM STRIFE OR DEVIANCE
BUMCON-5 = LOW POSSIBILITY OF BUM STRIFE OR DEVIANCE

Currently we in Seattle and as a Nation are at BUMCON-3

with this I'm going to end my broadcast, stay tuned for a morning update, but as we are at BUMCON-3, I'm leaning towards seeking alternate transportation in the morning.

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