This is a blog about my twice daily trip to and from work onboard Seattle Metro bus 358, the 358 is known as north Seattle's most nefarious bus run. When the coach leaves I will be blogging as fast as my thumbs can type... so hop onboard and enjoy a run. your comments and bus experiences will be appreciated and responded to.
Monday, April 12, 2010
Local Bums vow to Unify
And with the news we get the Weather Forcast, the long term outlook is bad as it will lead to a continued BUMCON3 status for us daily commuters, The BUMCON LEVEL has been adopted just so the commuter has a quick referance to look at to determine if she or he wishes to risk the commute or seek a more leisurly path home. and with this I will define the BUM CONDITION LEVELS modeled after the United States Militarys Cold War Defense Condition Levels...
BUMCON-1 = BUM RIOT
BUMCON-2 = BUM RIOT IMMINENT
BUMCON-3 = BUM RIOT POSSIBLE
BUMCON-4 = POSSIBILITY OF BUM STRIFE OR DEVIANCE
BUMCON-5 = LOW POSSIBILITY OF BUM STRIFE OR DEVIANCE
Currently we in Seattle and as a Nation are at BUMCON-3
with this I'm going to end my broadcast, stay tuned for a morning update, but as we are at BUMCON-3, I'm leaning towards seeking alternate transportation in the morning.