with 'Lester' the shitbird out n about... your Friday Commuter Advisory

Rain will be falling when you board your bus this afternoon, leading to a generally miserable hot, musty and humid commute tonight, as per standard Friday commuter recommendations.. SEEK ALTERNATE TRANSPORTATION, I know that's what I'm doing, still undecided as to where I will be bunkered down for Happy Hour, but with a 5:10 first pitch for the Mariners game tonight, I will be getting there with a swiftness. And finally... avoid all shitbirds, who are usually residing in bus shelters and the back doors of local strip clubs.