Monday morning commuter forcast

Due to the ongoing bum gathering in Olympia, general bumanship and bum deviance is expected to be lighter than normal this week, leading to a lightening of the Bum Condition meter to BumCon-4. Although, the level of generally mentally ill transients is expected to be lighter, the prescence of increased numbers of delinquent youths is predicted, this mostly due to warmer temperatures with the approach of summer. So your commute for the next several days should be uneventful, other than the possibility of a pack of punk-ass kids behaving like wild animals on your coach.