and another wonderful week is here...

With the start of Mariner Season bum ridership can be expected to be eradict with unpredictable delays to all coaches passing through downtown in the afternoon due to heavy grid-lock before Mariner home games. Basicly all afternoon bus timetables can be tossed out as your coach will be arriving at its own leisure... Tensions will be high due to overcrowding and increased cases of anti-social bum-behavior due to the expected cash windfall from increased panhandling income from baseball fans. With warmer temperatures forcasted conditions are trending towards a move of the BUM CONDITION METER to BUMCON-3, at this level the average street bum has lost all shame and can be expected to aggresively use all means to obtain money from the working person. The local bum can be expected to put their children on display in hopes of gaining extra sympathy, and appearances of mangy mutts with signs and change cans are expected. Essentialy, the onset of baseball season is the indicator that the summer of bums is near.....