Damn! girl! get that shit under control!

This is a blog about my twice daily trip to and from work onboard Seattle Metro bus 358, the 358 is known as north Seattle's most nefarious bus run. When the coach leaves I will be blogging as fast as my thumbs can type... so hop onboard and enjoy a run. your comments and bus experiences will be appreciated and responded to.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Day 8 evening commute bus 358

Well were riding in back today, I got lamar odom passed out hunched over sleeping it off next to me on the back bench, there's a shitter onboard as the air has the repugnant odor of drunken whiskey trots, next we get some cat asking for back door only to be reminded by the driver you pay up front. Like he hasn't rid the bus everyday of his life right? With our turning onto Ho'rora ave N. The viewer lucks out with another group of methed up losers boarding... ohhh lord this broken down bag is talking about all her venereal disease experiences... BAM! Instint charcter nickname for her
Syphillus Sally, she's braging about bein to every clinic on thiswhored out bus route. Now she's talkin about these five guys she took on in the washelli cemetary back in 73, what a blown out battleaxe! And sally gets of at the adult toy store by oaktree village and she just ran across, almost getting hit by a dump truck, into the store s/m store it goes. Well what will the daily home depot worker report bring, damn depot put up a chain link fence where the worker hanged out, ohh we got police activity at 125th on the stop at the crack villa by the black angus, looks like some pimps threw down, and here boards a hippy child with all this shit pierceed to her face that looks like a case of mouth dingleberrys, yep she's a hippy and whips out a shoreline CC laptop, she's making all these fucking transients get greedy.....and up front I see a pack of kareoke suzukis have boarded, that's how it is in shoreline these days. Lamar Odom lives, he made a jump for the back window seat and with his hand placement is threatening masturbation, ahh.... the great shoreline Fred Meyer approaches, now lamar is trying to sell mariners tickets cause he says he's a doorman at SAFECO, I'm getting invovlved and ask him what's he got for opening day and the Cubs series, he says he gots bleacher seats only for $25 each but can get club passes for me at the gate, I say"get the fuck out of here". Hold on to that thought.. Habib Jr just got on and is sitting in back, he just tried to pimp on that hippychild girl, she got off at th next stop, now he's thumbing through pictures, is this kid casing targets is my question, he don't look to sharp anyways with his john travolta coat on.

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