Damn! girl! get that shit under control!

This is a blog about my twice daily trip to and from work onboard Seattle Metro bus 358, the 358 is known as north Seattle's most nefarious bus run. When the coach leaves I will be blogging as fast as my thumbs can type... so hop onboard and enjoy a run. your comments and bus experiences will be appreciated and responded to.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010


The potential for a rough commute is peaking as the local homeless population is furious over City Council legislating new measurers targeting aggresive panhandling, In an interview during the lunch hour with Ballard Bridge Bill, I have learned he has called a joint session of Seattle's Bum Congress this Saturday in the parking lot of Ballards Department of Social and Human Services, located behind the 7-11 on 10th n leary Ave. Bill stated he intends to plan retaliation against the above measure directed at limiting the income of the poor during a recession. With many bums in a drunken stupor today.. bus commuters should be prepared for a mid summers commute, punctuated with random vomiting and boisterous vagrants boarding at all stops, air quality and bus cleanliness will be suspect at best and I have learned that snowsuit steve from 105th n Aurora Ave is on a epic drunk, so run if this derelict approaches you, one tactic I have adopted when accosted by lowlifes of this nature is to toss them a corndogg, works every time. And remember..... Stay Classy Seattle.

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