Damn! girl! get that shit under control!

This is a blog about my twice daily trip to and from work onboard Seattle Metro bus 358, the 358 is known as north Seattle's most nefarious bus run. When the coach leaves I will be blogging as fast as my thumbs can type... so hop onboard and enjoy a run. your comments and bus experiences will be appreciated and responded to.

Friday, April 2, 2010

friday afternoon commute forcast

Your Friday afternoon coach ride is expected to be less than uncomfortable. With the Emergency Commuter Alert still in effect just about anyone or anything could board or be vegitating on your coach. Its predicted that wellfare nation will be at the peak of their drunk and or high, so maximum vigilance is recomended, keep on the lookout for bus shitters, if one sits down on your bus.... getting off and waiting for the next coach is highly advised and if the suspect sits down next to you, your basicly already fucked. An outbreak of pukers is also predicted for all stops within a block of any drinking establishment, so watch where you walk or sit. With continued rain and cold weather the heaters on weakwilled drivers buses will be working overtime, so air quality will be of the "I'm getting sick type", basicly it is recomended to go to happy hour and call a spouse, friend or cab home tonight.

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