Damn! girl! get that shit under control!

This is a blog about my twice daily trip to and from work onboard Seattle Metro bus 358, the 358 is known as north Seattle's most nefarious bus run. When the coach leaves I will be blogging as fast as my thumbs can type... so hop onboard and enjoy a run. your comments and bus experiences will be appreciated and responded to.

Monday, April 5, 2010

and here it is......

And we have boarded a fairly packed 358, looks to be filled with suits on their way home, but upon further review we do have a standard Ho'rora ho sitting up in front and how wonderal, she has a crack baby in the oven, I'm glad to be helping to pay the medical bill for a future truant of the state. Wait... ohh here we go a burnt out transient couple just got onboard and were gonna know everything about what their up to as their drunk and chattering up a storm... It seems there on the way to Rite Aid to buy some headphones so her man can rock out, he's like "your gonna have to be my sugar momma today", she kinda looks like Alice the Goon, no hold on.... she's a man, its a he she. And he's certainly oblivious to this. So there arguing now, he wants to hit the liquor store first and heshe wants to go to dollarstore, ohh lord! He just said he's the man, were dying here listening to this! So he's asking the driver what she thinks they should do, a couple of commuters say go to the liquor store, I put in my two cents in and point out he's the man, ohh man... everybody is dyin over these two. Now there making up and loving on each other, and he's sees the liquor store and starts screamin this is their stop, they just bolted off the bus without paying, he's apologizing to the driver and now their off to an evening of boozin an blowing. Fucking classic, he's the man!

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